chav camp

at first it was really boring and I didn’t want to be there. but on there second day I can’t remember why but Stina, me and Lottey went hyper – no change there then. we became mates with a kid called Ali b-p. Kate short’s little brother. he may only be 9 but he’s got so many different “sides” to him. such as: “I’m so cute you can’t stay angry at me” Ali who pulls his puppy dog eyes, there’s “ I’m well hard so I walk like I’m a gangsta” Ali. (that’s when he walks normally but his shoulders sway way too much, his arms swing out further then normal and his tongue pokes his cheek ware it meets his mouth). there’s annoying Ali who’s always poking your shoulder, mainly stina’s, and d saying “cushy cushy cushy” argh! it drives us crazy!
anyway here are some random quotes from the week;

“chunky chub” - Ali
“fling, fling, fling, fling, fling” (sung by Ali)
“ahhhhhhhh cocoon!” - Sam
“I need to pull my undies up” – not telling u who said they’ll get embarrassed
“I’ve got my mousey knickers on today!” – not telling u who said they’ll get embarrassed too
“meet me how”
“meet me how ask Jesus”

also at kch we have megamix, well there it was power pack and more colourful. anyway I can’t remember why but we were walking passed the power pack marquee and they have the power pack song. me and stina couldn’t make out all the words except from “POWER PACK!” then coming from the showers we heard this, ! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah” so it was like the song went “la la la la la la la la POWER PACK! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.” it was well weird.

after the Sunday night meeting (and seeing loads of chavs) we were bored and hyper so we decided to make up the chav song which goes like this, to the tune of rich girl.

ch ch ch ch ch chav (x2)
ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch chav
(repeat)

if I was a cool chav
ch ch ch ch ch ch chav
see I’d have all the burbery in the world
if I was the coolest chav

no baby test, invest me
my bling style will mnever ever end
coz I’d have all the burbery in the world
if I was the coolest chav

think all that mony could bring
I’ve got all my bling
I listen to timothy westwood
in an alley of I town
no, we have all the fun
hanging in my chav manchon

we went to tecso extra and i kept singing the "hey tony" song which goes like this;

hey tony, hey tony
i love the things you do
hey tony, hey tony, if i could i would be you
you're vthe one andonly tigger
with the one and only taste
frosties are more then good,
they're GRRRRRR - EAT!

THE ONLY TIME I THINK I CAN SING OK IS WHEn i sind that song! weird ay?