Why? How? What? When? Will?

Why is it that being a Chritian aparently makes you weird?
Why is it that non-christians make up stupid names for us like; bible-basher, happy-clappy's, and dumb crap like that?
How can people not believe in God when they have beautiful moments in life and see the wounders of the world?
How can peolpe harm themselves by smoking, drinking excessively and taking drugs?
What's the point of having aomething when you don't even use it at all?
What's the reason behind christian haters?
When will Harry grow up and realise that however much he tries to get me to regert becoming a christian will never happen?
When does the unexpected become the expected?
Will i ever fing the "man of my dreams"?
Will Daisy realise there's more to God then being bored in a stuffy old building singing boring 100+ year old songs?
Why can't the guys i fancy ever fancy me back?
Why is it that Katrina continues to lie about me to get Beki to like her more then me?
How long untill Jesus comes down onto this earth and judgment day arrives?
How can there be love at first sight if you don't know what the person is like?
What is the point of other religons?
What can i do to make my self more fanciable?
When will i find out what my talents are and if i even have any?
When do i get the chance to be amazing at a perticular thing?
Will i get married and live a happy life?
Will i recognise Cathrine, Steven, David and Richard when i go to heaven?

As you can see i'm in the "asking-questions" type of mood at the moment. I don't know why but i just am, its just how i'm feeling at the moment. If any one can answer any of these questions at i would GREATLY apreciate it. I would also love to be able to spell properly, but that's not likely to happen any time soon.